Hopeful young romantic trapped in the body of a middle-aged male seeks release... can you help?? 56-yr-old hopeful romantic with a good sense of humor (thank God!) and a fairly good track record seeks his soul mate. Applicants must be house-broken and equally at ease in a tuxedo or jeans. Social skills and a quick wit are a plus! The ability to spell and define m-o-n-o-g-a-m-y and c-o-m-m-i-t-m-e-n-t without crossed fingers is absolutely, positively required! No exceptions!! Kissing audition also required. :) Man enough? Drop me a line...

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