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rj_dennis Profile Information

Funny Guy Looking To Share Laughs
Age 46 From Solon Mills, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm open, honest, and easygoing. I like good conversation, making people laugh, and random drives to nowhere. I'm laidback, but can be outgoing at times. Looking for someone to share my life with. I may come off as jaded and cynical (my style of humor most of the time), but deep down I'm a romantic and looking for someone who is romantic as well, and is not afraid to show it or receive it.
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Education / Academic
My Job Title Is  
Book Processor/Every Department Worker
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Something fun, yet romantic. Like meeting up at a coffeehouse or something, talk and get to know one another better for about an hour, while drinking good-gods-why-don't-they-serve-just-coffee-here drinks. Then perhaps a movie (preferable comedy, action, or horror - hey, it's a first date - read: irony) and dinner and drinks (with possible dancing) after that (and, no, this does not include McDonald's. A nice enough place to get a chicken caeser salad and some maybe some white zin - or at least a beer). And if we're both feeling good about the other after all that, a nice walk somewhere scenic, getting to know each other more, and where kissing and cuddling may or may not occur.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To entertain people in any way I can. I love to make people laugh and am currently writing a book of humorous essays as well as working on a stand-up comedy routine. I want to make people think when I make them laugh and have them form their own opinions, instead of riding someone else's. I want to make people feel better about themselves while laughing about the silliness that is life. And for the repressed-conservative-soccer-mom-types who insist on living thier lives in bubbles, well, I want to burst your bubble.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Latin, Dance, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Great conversation, going for walks, watching movies, random drives to nowhere, going out for drinks and dancing, cuddling up with someone, making people laugh, and too many more things to mention here.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I want someone who can hold intelligent conversations as well as downright silly ones as well. Someone who will make me laugh, is confident in themselves, knows (for the most part)what they want out of life. I want someone who's honest and willing to speak their mind. Someone who can offer different views on life and various subjects; that can challenge me intellectually and have fun while doing it. Looks aren't all that important to me, but personality is. I want someone who can enjoy quiet, slow times together as well as the occasional loud, fast times. Also someone who is romantic and caring and likes to cuddle and fall asleep in each other's arms.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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