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Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | I am a great big douchebag. i love myself, if only my thing were long enough to insert in my own rectum...what joy!! |
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| Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | 6' 3 (1.91 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Hair |
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| Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Exotic Animal |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some University |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Student |
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| My Speciality Is | Medical / Health |
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| My Job Title Is | Self loving jerkbag |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $45,000USD To $59,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Jock |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Loud, Fire Starter, Flirtatious |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Sports, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Religion / Spirituality, Camping |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Some amyl nitrate and a buttload of viagra, and a ***** chimp named Steve. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Wasabi on my ring... always too scared though... |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | A Troll, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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| I Attend Services | Once A Year |
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| My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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| My Goal In Life Is | to screw a Siberian Tiger and a spider monkey whilst wearing a batman costume and strangling myself with a Henry hoover cord. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Sports, Soaps |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Romance, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Reggae, Gospel, Folk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Fantasy, Sports, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Passiveness |
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| What Do You Look For? | A big nob! |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |
